things=["Made you look!.", "Thou will marry your arch enemy.", "Many people will hate ye.", "thou will go play with your Barbie's that are under your bed.", "thou will Do cartwheels down the stairs.", "thou know what? I don't know.", "thou will eat spinach lasagna, and later thou shall barf.", "Thou will learn to love fried octopus legs", "thou shall move to a cardboard box", "Repent your crimes, wicked one!", "Thou shall be sent to Satan", "ye should be careful, for thy death ist coming!", "thou shall be stabbed!", "CHEESE!!!", "GAH! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!", "thou shall marry a dancing banana in a prom dresses!", "Thou hasth farted today", "shaken, not stirred, sir!", "HOLY COW! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!! hahaha", "INDIANA JONES SHALL BECOME THOUST IDOL!!!", "Thou hatest macs!", "Roses will eat you", "Boiling monkeys!!!", "DIE FOOLISH SCUM!", "mommy?", "thou shall let them eat cake!", "Don't trust the Midas touch", "Double Stuf", "Easy Cheese", "I love cheesepuffs", "thou shall break a Nalgene...on somebody's head!", "thou shalst not steal", "I'm not on your payroll!", "Global Warming!", "Thou shall forget thy ethernet cable", "summon the power of Isis!!!", "monkeys rule!!!", "Dang It! game over!", "I hate Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain!", "Pink Floyd!", "Drugs are bad!", "I sense that thou will have something unexpected, a future!", "A CREW BOAT!!!", "I think you may have Tourettes", "Hey buddy, get in my car!", "Candy Mountain!", "monkeys shall be sad.", "SNAKE BABY EATING YOUR BRAINS!", "What the heck is your problem?", "Why, God, Why???", "I wouldn't go near that one with a 50 foot board", "You're marriage shall fail", "I'll use my telekenisis powers on you!", "I dare not tell!", "Thou shall pity thy enemies", "Oh my goodness! that's creepy!", "Read the 'I Quit' Envelope!", "A panda dipped in chocolate shell", "It's a secret", "dunununununununa, Batman!", "I have candy, little boy!", "Let's play cards!", "DANGER, ENTERING UNSAFE WEBSITE!!!", "I see... 2.4 kids!", "Mesa like cheese!", "Thou stealeth my precious!", "Harry Potter shall die!", "Moving pictures and other ssstttrrraaannngggeee things!", "thou shall cut your nails!", "I sense a Rogovin in your future!!!", "rehfksdh fjkrghwqejrg lhewjkgfw;erag jehrlgkh!!!", "Murder!", "many odd things in you I sense!", "AAAH GHOSTS!!!", "thou shall crash a boat", "I see... Dr. Seuss!", "many strang things in thy future I see!", "jingle bells!", "I enjoy Cheese", "Thou school smelleth like thine cafeteria!", "Stupid assembly!", "SODA CANS?", "Goat herders!", "Xtreme scateboarding!!!", "Pony Pals!", "My little pony!", "Evil Kenivil!", "The Swiss Family Robinson", "I'm not on anti-depressants. I'm on speeeeeed!", "Are you a boy or a girl?", "thou ist a writer!", "RRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Mother", "Public schools!", "Don't ask Jeeves...ask me!", "don't forget to eat your Annie's!!!", "Rotten apples will rule over you!", "thou will hear strange voices!", "Don't let him talk to you like that!", "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!", "I want to be Y!", "It's song time!", "What's that smell?", "2+2=8", "We don't talk about moms here.", "We're all monkeys", "You're a man?", "Totally, dude!", "Sock puppets will posses ye!", "ein... sphy... dry...", "dirty laundry!", "thou shall be maaried to a cheesy monkey!", "1-800-BUY-CHEESE", "42!", "I can't look!", "Well will you look at that!", "The clock has been broken all because of you!", "lions and tigers and bears, oh my!", "aren't you lucky to have this fancy pc! I had to make this on a mac!!!", "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!!!"] dispatch()
print(CENTER("Are you bored? Not Anymore!!! Ask Philip your destiny, and he will respond!"));
functionget_(){ print(CENTER( H2("Ask Philip your destiny, and he will reply."), newQuickButton("Get your destiny now!",{method:"get",action:"/answer"})))}